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What is the phone number for delta airlines and how do i change date of my ticket? I need to change the date of my ticket from august 16 to around august 5th through 9th how am i to do this and i need the number of the airlines.

What is the phone number for Delta Airlines? I need the one to see if a flight is delayed or not. thank you

Who knows the Delta Airlines HR phone number?

whats the phone number for delta airlines.? my friends luggage is damaged. whats the number for that.

Delta Airlines?? I'm currently situated in Greece and cant dial an 1800/0800/800 phone number so I cant call (800) 221-1212. I'm looking for a local phone number for Delta Airlines for San Antonio Airport. Anyone to get me a valid phone number first will get the 10 points!! Thank you..

How Do I Block Someones Phone Number? Someone keeps calling my moms cell phone number, and we want to block it, so they cant call her number again. She already called back and told them not to call, it was like a Delta Airline number. Anyways, if you could tell me how to block their number, that would be great!

II'm traveling to NYC using Delta airlines, can i bring a hair curler w/o having it confiscated? I've been trying to find out the phone number for delta airlines to see wat items are allowed to be brought and wat arent. if anyone knows thier number or kows if i cn BRING A CERMAIC HAIR CURLER PLZ ANSWER THIS QUESTION.!!! IM LEAVING SOON!!!

if i had a united mileage plus number, how does that transfer over to delta airlines, if at all? airline phone waiting times - delta/frontier are ridiculous

Whats the number for Delta Airlines, please help hurry 10 points? im on there site but they dont seem to have any blasted phone numbers

Can somebody tells me what question do they ask on jetblue phone interview for inflight crew ? I got an email giving me a number and a pin for a phone interview by jetblue I am little nervous because I mess up in delta airlines phone interview. I just want to know what will they ask for I could have a view of what to answer.

what are some american airlines that fly in the usa?? Like delta, southwest,delta, united airlines?? and oh what is there phone number for booking a flight??

How much does Delta Airlines charge per pound for luggage? I checked their website and I'll I can see that they mention is about international, not domestic. So, how much is it per pound? Also, I'd like to mention I have called them more than ten times, my wait to talk to someone is always very long, so they gave me an option to leave my phone number, so they will call me back, I did that 7 times and still have NOT received a call back. Is there a number I don't know to get a hold of these people at? Also, I've seen commercials that the first bag is free, is this true?

Is there a specific airline's number? our high school civic club are planning to go to the west coast, Washington states to California, for a college road trip to learn more about the colleges and the majors they offer in the east cost but, we cant decide on an airlines that can take or find one that can give us sponsors to help pay for our trip. is there any specific phone number i can call to reach, Hawaiian, American, Delta, Continental, and United airlines? p.s. i live in honolulu hawaii, so the flights are going from honolulu to the west coast..

Does Delta Airlines Suck? Even though there was a slight hitch in their plan, a group of Boy Scouts who, while on their way to a national competition in Indiana, found themselves stranded in Atlanta, are now on their way. After exhausting all other options to find a flight that would get them to Indiana before 8 a.m. Sunday, the Scouts were able to rent a charter bus, which Delta will be covering the cost, said Carlos Santos, Delta spokesman. Although they bought their plane tickets in April, the group of 30 Boy Scouts and their eight chaperones were forced to rent the bus Saturday afternoon when the airline overbooked their flight. On their way to the National Order of the Arrow Conference (NOAC) at Indiana University, the scouts and chaperones arrived in Atlanta shortly after 4 p.m. said Andrew Carranco, one of the chaperones. They were supposed to fly directly to Indiana from San Antonio, but when they arrived at San Antonio International Airport, they were bumped from their flight. Why? According to Carranco, their Delta flight was overbooked and they were being diverted to Atlanta. “When we got off the plane in Atlanta, we were told we should have never come here,” he said. According to Santos, it is rare that customers get bumped from flights. “Normally when that happens,” he said, “It is due to a number of issues. In the past few days there have been a number of thunderstorms in the northeast region and here in Atlanta that have caused flight delays and cancellations.” When the Scouts began planning for the trip, they intentionally purchased all 38 tickets under one person’s name to ensure they would have no problems. “The boys have spent hours preparing for this competition and spent thousands of dollars in costuming,” Carranco said. If they do not make it to Indiana by 8 a.m. Sunday morning, 21 of the 30 boys will be disqualified, he said. Delta officials initially offered to put the group up in a hotel for the night and on a first thing in the morning. However, that wold have caused them to get to Indiana by 10 a.m. Sunday, Carranco said. That would have been too late. The group tried feverishly to find other means of transportation. While Carranco was dealing with the Delta officials, another chaperone was on the phone with bus companies and the others were catering to the boys. “I have been extremely impressed with how well everyone has handled themselves,” said Carranco. “I have been doing this for awhile and have never seen everyone handle themselves so well.” They expect to arrive in Indiana around 3 a.m. The 611-mile trip is a nine and a half hour drive.

delta airlines complain? Delta Air Lines, This letter is to complain about the quality of service (or lack thereof) my family recently received from your airline and in particular, from one of your customer service representatives by the names of Marina Velkojvic . On August 3rd my wife and infant daughter “ Meriam Sourial” arrived at John F. Kennedy airport scheduled to fly to Cairo direct on flight 84 to Cairo . Upon arrival at the airport, and after spending more than one hour in line to check in, plus another 30 minutes to be cleared by security and just prior to boarding, we learned that their flight was overbooked. Although my friend’s wife who did check in the same time my wife did , she got the chance to have a seat in the plane. Inexplicably, my wife and infant daughter were singled out by Marina Velkojvic and told by her that she could not board and that they could be booked on another flight to Cairo that day. Ms. Velkojvic suggested that my wife fly overnight via Air France which would have a layover in France for about 4 hours. My wife respectfully explained that this wasn’t a feasible option because she was traveling with an infant and that a direct flight (such as flight 84) would be best for her. At this point I was about to exit the parking garage when my wife called me and I immediately returned to the gate to see what else could be done. I personally spoke with Ms. Velkojvic and explained that waiting for 4 hours to catch a connecting flight in Paris with an infant child was just not an option we could accept. It was at this point that Ms. Velkojvic became unprofessional, rude and threatening. She raised her voice and clearly said in a condescending tone heard by everyone within 10 feet of us – “I can’t do anything more for you and I don’t have the time for you, decide now what you want or I’ll call the cops”. This statement was completely and utterly shocking. I must be honest when I say that I had no other feeling aside from complete astonishment overcoming my entire being at this point. I could not (and still do not) understand how a trained reservation agent could expect a woman with an infant child to accept a layover of 4 hours in a foreign country. Does this seem rational? Where exactly is the common sense in this request? Couldn’t she have asked a man traveling alone to perhaps accept the layover connection? Realizing that I was dealing with a completely inept and emotionless person, I asked Ms. Velkojvic where I could retrieve my luggage. She responded heartlessly with “look for it downstairs”. As I began to walk away I asked Ms. Velkojvic how I could secure a refund and she handed me a piece of paper with your 1-800-221-1212 number on it. I also asked for my ticket to be returned and she refused to give that to me. At that point, I asked for her name and ID and informed her that I would be filing a formal complaint with the airline and she said that they’re not allowed to give their name to anyone. I began to walk away when, several (not one or two, but close to six people) came up to me and provided me with her name. Needless to say, your customers are more caring then your staff. I called the number provided by Ms. Velkojvic as I waited to retrieve my luggage when the customer service representative on the phone explained that the customer services counter could provide me with a voucher for the refund. At 2:00 am and nearly 6 hours after my wife should have left, I spoke to Sheyla Cacao about my refund. After explaining my problem to her several times Ms. Cacao gave me a voucher for $954.10 instead of $1,020.00. I asked Ms. Cacao to explain this (since my wife’s ticket was $815 and my daughter’s was $205) . Furthermore, I was told that my luggage was not there and that they’d need to give me a luggage claim ticket (JFKD52630) so that it could be delivered to me within 24 hours and until now I didn’t get my all baggage. I left terminal 3 at nearly 4:00 am in the morning having to pay parking fees of $70. Needless to say, I was quite frustrated and remain quite angry about the entire experience. I expected a much higher level of service from your airline, and I am truly quite disappointed. Airlines are, by virtue of the business they’re in, an extension of the hospitality industry. Planes (irrespective of the carrier) are a dime a dozen and it’s the customer service that differentiates the carriers. Because I don’t wish this experience to happen to any of my loved ones, I will be informing my friends and family about this incident. The experience was difficult and frustrating,

10 points to the first valid answer!!? I'm currently situated in Greece and cant dial an 1800/0800/800 phone number so I cant call (800) 221-1212. I'm looking for a local phone number (210 area code?) for Delta Airlines for San Antonio Airport. Anyone to get me a valid phone number first will get the10 points!! Thank you..

Something is wrong with my brain, whats wrong with my brain!? It started when I kept forgetting things - things I never forgot before... like... my phone number and address... I always forget where I'm going and what I'm supposed to be doing. I was giving a friend of mine a ride, and he kept on having to remind me where I was going - even though I should know... I have also been having headaches - really bad headaches from the back of my head to pressure in my eyes... Also I have trouble keeping my eyes open even though I'm not supposed to be tired... it just keeps getting worse... I'm starting to freeze up at work - I keep forgetting procedures... things get blurry and back... I'm 20 years old, senior in college, and I work ground service for Delta Airlines... I'm too young for this...

I applied for a job with Delta, they said they would call for the second interview how long does this take? I already work for another carrier. But Delta has a great job near my parents and better routes. I am very familiar with the FAA checks and that this is a process. But my question is more personal towards s Delta's process as it does differ. With my airline I had to call almost everyday to get the appointment with the recruiter to get the job. I get the feeling from Delta if I do this I will not be called in for the face to face interview. This is my second application with Delta, I find it frustrating that both people have told me they are interested, the next step is a face to face interview, unfortunately all the appointments are booked the recruiter will contact you when they have time for interview. Now I know the recruiter flys in and schedules them all then, but how does the person at the call center know the are booked if in the same sentence they tell me they have no access to the recruiters appointments?? I have heard this statement verbatim the former time i applied and this time. My thing is I really need this position as it would move me closer to family but I do not wish to put them off by calling too much. Of course I have always heard if you want the job you call until you get it so what is the right thing to do? The biggest reason I am distrustful of this wait and see thing is that when I did the online app I got no email for the phone interview. I had noticed though my phone number was wrong. When I called to change it they offered me the phone interview citing an email had been sent and my email on file was correct....so had I not called...I wouldnt have even gotten that far. is there like a recruiters email for Sea-Tac I can email to get this party started with them or should I just keep checking back no matter how monotone the call center employees sound? Your help is most appreciated! Also, if you dont work for the company please dont answer. Cultural Insight, Delta is hiring.

I am wanting to purchas a dog online. Does this e-mail sound fishy to anyone? found an add in the St. Louis Dispatch. I am just weary to wire money, even if it's only $100. What does everyone think? This is the e-mail I received back from the person I asked about the puppies. Hi, Thanks for the mail.I knew that by the grace of God our babies were going to make it into a caring home.The laws here in Spain are quite different from the laws in the states and so the transfer of ownership papers must be done here if not the Spanish custom authorities at the airport will not allow the puppy to to be shipped out of Spain .We are willing to separate the puppies if you only want one.I will be shipping from the Barcelona international airport.All we will need is the change of ownership papers and so we can book a flight for any of the puppies. The certificate for the change of ownership is a legal document that certifies that the puppies have been transferred to your ownership and care.The change of ownership papers will cost $50 for each and $100 for both.If you are ready we can have the papers done today and so we have any ship to you by evening or tomorrow morning depending on when the papers will be signed at the ministry of Livestock and Animals Transportation. We will require the following information and so we can fill on the transfer of ownership papers: -your full names -Home address -The names of the closest Airport to your Home -We will also need Your phone number because the airlines will call to notify you as soon as the puppies arrives. .We will use the Delta Cargo or air Europa Cargo because there are very efficient in pets transportation and they always insure pets before shipping .They also offers home delivery services but you will have to pay an extra $50 if you will want the puppy to be delivered to your door steps.They also have well trained vet specialist that will take proper care of pets during flight.As soon as you are ready to wire the money let me know and so we can have things started .You can call me using my universal satellite cell phone number +2288475919 . We hope to read from you.Have a nice day.GOD BLESS YOU

I am wanting to purchase a dog online. Does this e-mail sound fishy to anyone? I found an add in the St. Louis Dispatch. I am just weary to wire money, even if it's only $100. What does everyone think? This is the e-mail I received back from the person I asked about the puppies. Hi, Thanks for the mail.I knew that by the grace of God our babies were going to make it into a caring home.The laws here in Spain are quite different from the laws in the states and so the transfer of ownership papers must be done here if not the Spanish custom authorities at the airport will not allow the puppy to to be shipped out of Spain .We are willing to separate the puppies if you only want one.I will be shipping from the Barcelona international airport.All we will need is the change of ownership papers and so we can book a flight for any of the puppies. The certificate for the change of ownership is a legal document that certifies that the puppies have been transferred to your ownership and care.The change of ownership papers will cost $50 for each and $100 for both.If you are ready we can have the papers done today and so we have any ship to you by evening or tomorrow morning depending on when the papers will be signed at the ministry of Livestock and Animals Transportation. We will require the following information and so we can fill on the transfer of ownership papers: -your full names -Home address -The names of the closest Airport to your Home -We will also need Your phone number because the airlines will call to notify you as soon as the puppies arrives. .We will use the Delta Cargo or air Europa Cargo because there are very efficient in pets transportation and they always insure pets before shipping .They also offers home delivery services but you will have to pay an extra $50 if you will want the puppy to be delivered to your door steps.They also have well trained vet specialist that will take proper care of pets during flight.As soon as you are ready to wire the money let me know and so we can have things started .You can call me using my universal satellite cell phone number +2288475919 . We hope to read from you.Have a nice day.GOD BLESS YOU

Where should I go to get a training to become a flight attendant? Hi, I would love to become a flight attendant , I live in Bridgeport, CT and I 've been told that the school that provide flight attendant training are scams and that I should instead get involve directly with the company itself because they would anyways make me follow their training program. So at this point I don't really know what to do . Is there a phone number so i can get information? Which company has the better package? Virgin? Jet Blue? Delta? American Airline? And of course where should I go to follow that training . Thank You

Is this Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Story True? Many scam artists appeared to have cornered the market on affiliate marketing education. Their sites use aliases, bogus whois info, servers in different states, businesses registered in another state or country and phone number, if they even displayed one. What are they hiding? One day, after many years researching, a link appeared on Armand Morin’s blog referencing someone posting a link to Al-Qaeda. A number of their faces match the FBI’s MOST WANTED TERRORISTS. Below are some wanted terrorists, a number for U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya & Indonesia. Do these two places ring any bells? Search Google Images for; Mark Joyner Simpleology-Seif Al Adel (Sarah Palin’s book Palinology) John Ferrero-Ramadan Shallah Yaro Starak-Umar Patek Armand Morin-Noordin M Top (said to have been killed in Indonesia and now removed from the FBI’s most wanted list) Michael Filsaime-Ali Sayyid Muhamed Mustafa al-Bakri (Die Hard 4 “Fire Sale” The cyber attack on our infrastructure) Dr. Mani Sivasubramanian-Ammar Mansour Bouslim Carl Galletti-Ahmed Garbaya, Samir Salwwan Ted Ciuba-Abdul Rahman Yasin Willie Crawford-Mohammed Shay Patil-Atiyah Abd al-Rahman Many get rich quick scams serve as product placement for new cutting edge internet technologies, and logos. The people appearing in testimonials are part of the expansion of this organization and are often pitching other high priced products and services. They all appear to link to one another through their marketing strategies and ability to optimize in search rankings. Between the aliases the use, and the way in which they speak about things, everything they do has double meaning. Here is a code of look a likes pitching all sorts of stuff who are interconnected. Selling a program on making millions online is Professor James Bradley who looks like the Pentagon bomber Bill Ayers. Jay Conrad Levinson is behind a number of “guerilla” marketing and advertising books. He looks like George Soros, who’s last name is a (palin)drome. Soros has been credited for collapsing a number of nation’s currencies. The Super Affiliate Handbook is sold by someone who looks like Jill Biden, her name is Rosalind Gardner. Some people appear to represent people, more in how they pose, rather then a direct look a like. Stephen Pierce appears to represent radical Van Jones, Brett McFall-Austan Goolsbee, John Childers-Andy Stern, and Jay Abraham as Ayman al-Zawahri. Problem with your Google Adwords Pay Per Click ads and can’t get a straight answer from Google? You could try Yanik Silver who looks a lot like Sergei Brin, but he probably won’t know. He sells 33 Days to Online Profits (prophets.) Why not try Perry Marshall, who looks like Obama’s priest Reverend Pfleger? He sells The Definitive Guide To Google Adwords, infringing upon Google’s trademark. Many more can be seen at Lorrie Morgan Ferrero’s Red-Hot-Copy.com website such as; 72 Virgin Records Richard Branson, & White House Party Crashers the Salahi’s with Valerie Jarrett’s daughter Laura. The Rich Jerk sent out emails promoting Stompernet in Atlanta Georgia. The staff included Brad Fallon, an airline pilot, and Eben Pagan selling a seminar "Get Altitude". 3 days after reporting this code to the FBI, Delta in Atlanta canceled a large number of flights due to safety reasons. In the Youtube videos related to the Rich Jerk, it appears that Mark Cuban is the Rich Jerk. He’s the billionaire who owns the Dallas Maverick’s basketball team. Another guy claiming to be Robert Johnson Rich Jerk is Tony Rezko. Obama announced his run for office on Oprah Winfrey’s show. Have you ever noticed that Oprah’s shopping friend Gayle King looks a lot like Whitney Houston? Did you ever think that her name could be a code, Whit_ney White-Hous_ton House? In my strongest opinion this is the last piece of the puzzle, Osama Bin Laden is also a spokesperson, and a look-a-like. Osama represents Obama/Biden (Bi)n La(den.)

i accidentally bought 3 airline tickets, but only need 2. what to do!!? last night, on delta.com, i put info in for my dad and i to go to south carolina. my route of payment is my visa card that is linked to my checking account. i clicked purchase after carefully reading the intnerary and thought everything was fine. immediately i got a message saying that i had insufficient funds and that one ticket MAY have been purchased. i called delta this morning to see what was up since i never got a confirmation number or anything and to see if it was just a pre auth. anywho, i called today and i could barely understand them and they said that it was fine and that i could get both the tickets over the phone with a schedualing agent. ok, how could that go wrong?? well, i ended up with two more tickets on top of the one that i got last night. i didn't know that i had bought one last night. i'm currently on hold with delta to see what they can do. what do you think...i'm a dummy, eh?? haha...

Does Delta Airlines Suck? Even though there was a slight hitch in their plan, a group of Boy Scouts who, while on their way to a national competition in Indiana, found themselves stranded in Atlanta, are now on their way. After exhausting all other options to find a flight that would get them to Indiana before 8 a.m. Sunday, the Scouts were able to rent a charter bus, which Delta will be covering the cost, said Carlos Santos, Delta spokesman. Although they bought their plane tickets in April, the group of 30 Boy Scouts and their eight chaperones were forced to rent the bus Saturday afternoon when the airline overbooked their flight. On their way to the National Order of the Arrow Conference (NOAC) at Indiana University, the scouts and chaperones arrived in Atlanta shortly after 4 p.m. said Andrew Carranco, one of the chaperones. They were supposed to fly directly to Indiana from San Antonio, but when they arrived at San Antonio International Airport, they were bumped from their flight. Why? According to Carranco, their Delta flight was overbooked and they were being diverted to Atlanta. “When we got off the plane in Atlanta, we were told we should have never come here,” he said. According to Santos, it is rare that customers get bumped from flights. “Normally when that happens,” he said, “It is due to a number of issues. In the past few days there have been a number of thunderstorms in the northeast region and here in Atlanta that have caused flight delays and cancellations.” When the Scouts began planning for the trip, they intentionally purchased all 38 tickets under one person’s name to ensure they would have no problems. “The boys have spent hours preparing for this competition and spent thousands of dollars in costuming,” Carranco said. If they do not make it to Indiana by 8 a.m. Sunday morning, 21 of the 30 boys will be disqualified, he said. Delta officials initially offered to put the group up in a hotel for the night and on a first thing in the morning. However, that wold have caused them to get to Indiana by 10 a.m. Sunday, Carranco said. That would have been too late. The group tried feverishly to find other means of transportation. While Carranco was dealing with the Delta officials, another chaperone was on the phone with bus companies and the others were catering to the boys. “I have been extremely impressed with how well everyone has handled themselves,” said Carranco. “I have been doing this for awhile and have never seen everyone handle themselves so well.” They expect to arrive in Indiana around 3 a.m. The 611-mile trip is a nine and a half hour drive.

World Wide Pet Movers Pet Delivery - Cameroon Branch.....SCAM!!!!? My two brothers and I wanted to get my mom a puppy as a gift because we had all left the house and my dad was about to deploy for a year and a half with the Army. We looked on Craig's List and found the cutest picture (obviously professionally done). Anyways they are definitely a fraud. Here is a copy of the email i received from the seller who claimed he left the dog at the airport and they would be in contact....yet he kept in touch constantly asking questions he, theoretically, shouldn't have been concerned with: PETS DEPARTMENT WORLD WIDE PETS MOVING SERVICES CAMEROON BRANCH Welcome to WORLD WIDE PET MOVERS Pets delivery Branch, the relocating pets best friend since 1977.We are working in collaboration with the Continental and Delta airways.The relationship of pets and people is a treasured one, as evidenced by the love shown with the children and their pets in the above photos; and is recognized as the human-animal bond. As you contemplate moving your family pet by air as you relocate, you want the best for your pet.PET MOVERS Pets holds the welfare and safety of your family pet as our primary consideration. Whether your pet is an experienced flier or a first time flier, Air pet move specialists, pet owners themselves, understand the relationship you have with your pet and will only provide the best pet moving service for your family pet both, nationwide & worldwide as your relocate. We handle all of the following: • Prearrange all necessary flights, ensuring a direct connection when possible. • Make sure that all necessary shots are current and that all paperwork is in place............................................. • Pick up your pet at the airport and deliver them to your house.. • Meet them at the destination airport and deliver them to your home..And handle them with care during flight.. We are professional pet movers responsible for the relocation of pets to their new families. When your contract is with us, you are assigned a PERSONAL PET MOVER COUNSELOR who will work with you to arrange the fastest, most direct flight for your pet. We work with your relocation schedule to ensure as smooth a move as possible. Dear Client, INFORMATION ABOUT THE DELIVERY AND RELOCATION OF YOUR PUPPY We have information about your Puppy AN English bull dog From Mr AWA ROGER AYIM here at the DELIVERY DEPARTMENTS Pet Branch to be transported and home delivered to you needing the following home address; Names: ? state? city? street address ? home address? Phone # ? Delivery airport: ? PUPPY BREED: BULL DOG This Puppy will come with all necessary papers needed,but as the USA veterinarian must conduct another test to be sure of their health status,It was done ,all was fine and Medication Papers were accurate ,The test Results shows that the puppy is free from such diseases that may attack other Animals like (Dogs And Cats).So this puppy is now ready for moving and home delivering services.But it should be noted that this processes cannot be carried out unless the fees for the shipment ($176.00 USD)is paid. This puppy will come alongside with two of our pet carriers.This payment is to be done to the headquarters in CAMEROON Branch of our Delivery Service. BEWARE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THIS PUPPY TODAY ON BOARD. This payment should be done as soon as possible so the puppy can be home delivered to you on time today,if the fees is not provided the puppy will not be dispatched from our detention and will spend more on daily feedings until the manager confirms the payment of the $176 USD. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WOULD BE DOING THE PAYMENTS SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED WITH THE SHIPPING TO YOUR HOME. AND WE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO GIVE YOU OUR PAYMENTS ADDRESS SO THAT YOU CAN DO THE PAYMENTS THROUGH. Thanks FLIGHT DETAILS Name of pet carrier...................................Mrs Antonio Christopher Agent Number..........................AFID .8655 Airline.......................... ............ UNITED AIR LINES Flight DaTE................................14 -APRIL- 2009(if confirmed) Arrival Date..........................15-APRIL- 2009(if confirmed by the receiver) Flight #;.................................... (NOT ACTIVATED)until payment is confirmed. Departure Time...................................................10:45 pM Arrival Time ......................................................06.00aM Delivery address..................not yet given by the receiver. Delivery Time.................................. ,AT 07.45aM Aircraft Type.................................................BOEING 747, Gates Departure ;......................................................K4 Testimonials "Mitzi & Bailey arrived safely in Munich Monday evening." A BIG thanks to you and the French Pets Team. I'm very happy and impressed with the service'. Again, thanks a lot for an outstanding door-to-door hassle-free service! Enjoy Our

Want to read a little story? 2010 Was Not A Good Year To Be President Welcome to Toastmasters, June 13, 2033. That's right: 2033. Today Rick Campbell, one of our senior members at age 87, is here to reminisce a bit and give us a history lesson. He says he is so old that he learned to drive an internal combustion engine car (remember those) with a manual transmission. He once owned a typewriter. He remembers when bicycles had one speed, phones had two-party lines, and cameras had something called film. As incredible as this may seem, he says that when he was young, it was common for people to smoke in restaurants and public places. He is from a different time; almost a different world. I'm sure all of us are far too familiar with the tragic events of 2010, so Rick is not going to plow that fertile field again. Instead, he is going to give us a personal look back at the conditions which led up to that fateful year, in a speech titled "2010 Was Not A Good Year To Be President." "2010 Was Not A Good Year To Be President" Yes, 2010 was long ago and far away. As we look back on history, it appears that some Presidents had an easy ride- times of growth and stability. Teddy Roosevelt, Warren G. Harding, Dwight Eisenhower, Bill Clinton come to mind. Those were good years to be President. Others were elected just when the Republic was facing terrible crises: Abraham Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, George W. Bush. They rose to the occasion, even though they were controversial and widely hated while in office. Not such good years to be President. Just a few years prior, in 2008, the country began foundering. We were in the sixth year of the Iraqi Occupation, and the economy was flat. The mainstream press clearly wanted a Democrat elected. Although we didn't know it until some years later, oil producing nations had colluded to secretly buy their own oil on the open market, driving oil prices to shocking levels above the true demand price- reaching a high of $162 a barrel in October, 2008, just before the general elections. Their purpose was simple: to effect regime change in the United States. And of course, the U.S. economy was already in a real estate slump and also suffering the curse of stagflation; slow growth and high inflation. There were a million home foreclosures. Independent truckers went under by the thousands. Airlines failed. Airlines with names now long-forgotten: United, Delta, Northwestern, American. All now merged, of course, into the one lone U.S. carrier we love so much: Southwest. Against this backdrop of weariness of the war on terror, and economic distress, the American people were ripe for a demagogue, and they certainly got one in Barack Hussein Obama. He and his running mate Kathlene Sibelius inspired them with vague notions of hope and change; of a world in which diplomacy settled all international problems, of free universal health care, of abundant alternative energy, of peace and love. It was a vision too good to resist. The Republican nominee, a name you probably haven't heard in years anyone? Yes, it was John McCain, an obscure Senator from Arizona had no clue how to run a national campaign, and a platform nearly as liberal as Obama's. The selection of Condoleeza Rice as his running mate looked brilliant at first. Unfortunately, black voters viewed her as white, and women voters viewed her as one of the guys. Even so, the McCain/Rice ticket would have won the election if it weren't for the fact that 16 percent of conservative Republicans voted for anyone remember? That's right, Bob Barr, another name that's a footnote in history. After Obama's narrow win, thanks to recounts in Broward County, Florida, the country was positively giddy. A Democrat House, Senate, and President. At last an end to gridlock in Washington. Camelot! When Congress convened in January, 2009, the 44th President of the United States did something unique in history: he made good on his campaign promises. Certainly most Americans never really thought he was serious during the campaign. But whether because of inexperience, idealism, or simply incompetence, he followed through. In Obama's first One Hundred Days, the Congress passed his initiatives, and he signed them into law as he said he would. He repealed the Bush tax cuts, and increased capital gains taxes. He enacted a windfall profits tax, and instituted price controls on gasoline and diesel fuel. He passed universal health care, which added an additional 10 percent tax increase on all working Americans. He signed the Immigrant Amnesty bill which created 12 million new citizens instantly, each with entitlements. He closed the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, and summarily released all the detainees. He repealed the Patriot Act, and cut funding for espionage, and eliminated all terrorist listening and wiretaps. Most important, he began the complete and immediate withdrawal of all American troops from Iraq. He ignored the advice of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who wanted to retain bases in Kuwait and Qatar. Instead, he went with the recommendation of Secretary of Defense Dennis Kucinich, and ordered all troops back to U.S. soil. Viola! In One Hundred Days, by May of 2009, it was all done, and the vision was complete. He did exactly what he said he would do. And so it was in the summer of 2009 that things began to unravel for Obama. Of course, the economy needed a tax cut, not an increase, and unemployment quickly rose to 12 percent. Even attorneys and economists were put in the bread lines. Hard times! Price con! trols on gasoline immediately led to shortages and gas lines. The global cooling trend we have seen for the past 25 years first became obvious in 2009, exposing the CO2 global warming fraud. People were justifiably angry. Federal deficits increased massively because thousands of baby boomers, facing job loss and much higher taxes, simply gave up and took social security. Although the superb U.S. health care system was thrown into disarray, the bright spot was the creation of the Federal Department of Health care, and the immediate hiring of 250,000 administrators, inspectors and auditors, the only job growth in any economic sector in 2009. By February 2010, the U.S. military withdrawal from Iraq was complete. It was a very expensive undertaking. And then in March, the gradual Shiite insurgencies from Iran turned into a true Iraqi civil war. In May, Iranian tanks crossed the border and quickly took Baghdad. Although the exact number is not know, at least 230,000 Sunni Iraqis died as we stood by. Iran also quickly moved into undefended Kuwait. President Obama did exactly what he said he would. He sent Secretary of State, Maria Cantwell, to Tehran to meet with Iranian President Ahmadinejad. After two weeks of high level talks, the United States agreed to allow Iran to retain Iraq and Kuwait to create stability in the middle east, with the understanding that Israel would not be disturbed. Cantwell returned to Washington, and explained the agreement in her famous speech, in which she proudly noted that the Obama administration had finally achieved "peace in our time" in the Middle East. So there was some surprise at the rocket attacks on Tel Aviv on August 14th. President Obama said, "This is not the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I knew." The Obama administration decided it would be de-stabilizing to take sides in the conflict, and approximately 29,000 Israeli civilians died during the summer and fall. American Jews were appalled at the inaction. Yes, in 2010 most American Jews were Democrats, but because of 2010, they are solid Republicans today. As awkward as it was, everything might have turned out all right for the Obama administration going into the fall mid-term elections of 2010, if it hadn't been for the dirty bomb in the Port of Long Beach. The administration had cut funding for the inspection of containers, because they felt it showed a "lack of trust" in the international trading community. It wasn't really a very big bomb, and thank goodness, not a real nuclear device, but nonetheless it contaminated some expensive real estate-Newport Beach, Palos Verdes Estates- and ultimately caused the death of 14,000 Americans. People were especially annoyed that Disneyland had to be closed for decontamination. And so, in the midterm elections, Republicans regained control of both the House and Senate, and the rest is history. The impeachment proceedings against President Obama for "failure to protect and defend" were swift and nearly unanimous. Vice President&nbs! p;Sibeli us resigned. Newly-elected Speaker of the House, J.C. Watts, became the 45th President of the United States. But you know the rest of the story well. Republicans finished the war on Islamic fundamentalists, largely by aiming ICBM's at Mecca and Medina. No Democrat has been elected President since. Republicans have held both Houses of Congress. History of Western Civilization and Economics are now taught in all public schools, and in English only. Marriage is defined as one man and one woman. And there are border fences, north and south. We old codgers remember the ancient Confucian curse: "May you live in interesting times." Well, 2010 was an interesting year, but it was not a good year to be president." (Far fetched? We are likely to find out if we continue to be unaware of the issues and vote with our emotions rather than be studious in our approach to electing our "public officials".) Elvira(aka nasty bi-ch)..and anyone else..I did not write a word of this, just put it out as it was foward to me..

International Pet Moving Service Washington Branch!!!! (PET SCAM!)? I was jus an victim of this ridiculous scam that ive later learned, as been flowing thru the internet quite rapidly. I was offered to buy two Yorkie Terriers for $120 and that only included shipping. The email of this aclaimed seller is terrymanns10@yahoo whose name is Terry Damon. And the airline company that supposely is legit, email is ipms_pettransport@consultant.com, whose headquarters claimed to be in Cameroon, Africa. Please beware of this scam for you will not recieve your pet! Jus a bad day and money wasted!! Below is the half way believable email they sent me to follow up on their sell.... PETS DEPARTMENT INTERNATIONAL PETS MOVING SERVICES WASHINGTON BRANCH USA Welcome to International Pet Moving service Washington Branch, the relocating pets best friend since 1977.We are working in the collaboration with the Continental and Delta airways.The relationship of pets and people is a treasured one, as evidenced by the love shown with the children and their pets in the above photos; and is recognized as the human-animal bond. As you contemplate moving your family pet by air as you relocate, you want the best for your pet.International Pet Moving service holds the welfare and safety of your family pet as our primary consideration. Whether your pet is an experienced flier or a first time flier, Air pet move specialists, pet owners themselves, understand the relationship you have with your pet and will only provide the best pet moving service for your family pet both, nationwide & worldwide as you relocate. We handle all of the following: • Prearrange all necessary flights, ensuring a direct connection when possible. • Make sure that all necessary shots are current and that all paperwork is in place...................... • Pick up your pet at the airport and deliver them to your house.... • Meet them at the destination airport and deliver them to your home....And handle them with care during flight.. We are professional pet movers responsible for the relocation of pets to their new families. When your contract is with us, you are assigned a PERSONAL PET MOVE COUNSELOR who will work with you to arrange the fastest, most direct flight for your pet. We work with your relocation schedule to ensure as smooth a move as possible. Dear Client, INFORMATION ABOUT THE DELIVERY AND RELOCATION OF YOUR PUPPIES We have information about some Two Yorkshire Terrier Puppies(Jake and Cindy) From Mrs Terry Manns here at the International Pet Moving service to be transported and home delivered to you using the following home address; Name: xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx Address:xxxx Lake xxxxx Street State/City: Indianapolis, Indiana xxxxx Phone#:317-xxx-xxxx Airport:Indianapolis International Airport Crate Model...................AF 5790AC-12 Breed and Tag Name....... Two Yorkie Puppies(Jake & Cindy) These Puppies will come with all necessary papers needed,but as the USA veterinarian must conduct another test to be sure of their health status,It was done ,all was fine and Medication Papers were accurate ,The test Results shows that the puppies are free from such diseases that may attack other Animals like (Dogs And Cats).So these puppies are now ready for moving and home delivering services.But it should be noted that this processes cannot be carried out unless the fees for the shipment ($120.00 USD) and ($80.00USD) for feeding is paid.. These pets will come alongside with two of our pet carriers.This payment is to be done to the headquarters in CAMEROON Branch of our Delivery Service, Which is our new construction site. YOU ARE REQUESTED TO PAY VIA WALMART-MONEYGRAM BECAUSE WE HAVE THEIR UNITS AT OUR HEADQUARTERS IN CAMEROON DESIGNED FOR SUCH TRANSACTIONS.ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO THE CLOSEST WALMART STORE AT YOUR LOCATION AND USE THE MONEYGRAM SERVICE TO SEND THE MONEY TO THE DIRECTOR OF THE AIR PETS MOVING PET MOVING SERVICES USING THE ADDRESS; NB. WE USUALLY USE BANKS ACCOUNT AND CREDIT CARDS TO PAY WHEN BOOKING FLIGHT FOUR DAYS AHEAD BUT IF YOU WANT A FLIGHT ON THE SAME DAY YOU PAY DIRECTLY VIA MONEY GRAM SO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE USING MONEY GRAM AND NOT PAYING DIRECTLY TO OUR BANK ACCOUNT OR CREDIT CARD. WE WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR EMAIL FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION. PAYMENT ADDRESS NAMES:MRS STELLA JOY MIRANET COUNTRY:CAMEROON ZIP CODE:00237 STATE:LITTORAL CITY:DOUALA This payment should be done as soon as possible so the puppies can be home delivered to you on time today,if the fees is not provided the puppies will not be dispatched from our detention and will spend more on daily feedings until the manager confirms the payment of the $200USD. Kindly email us with the 8digit reference number as soon as the payment is done.Immediately the payment is confirmed then the Tracking Number as well as the flight receipt to ensure a 100% assurance for the transaction. Thanks FLIGHT DETAILS Name of carrier.........................

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