Continental Airline Tickets - What would you do if on an airline flight, the stewardess threw a meal in your face?

What would you do if on an airline flight, the stewardess threw a meal in your face?

make it funny! i would freak out and forcefeed her the meal.

I would take a scoop of food and wait until she was walking away and throw and aim for the back of her head! LOL that would be funny
you mean after I have biatched slapped her, I would yell out - Lets get ready to Rumble
You report her. DO NOT, BY ANY MEANS ATTACK HER! if you do you just pretty much killed all your chances to win your case.
yea i would throw that right back in her face n then push her out of the plane!
I'd shove it so far up her a$s, that she'd taste it.
Eat what's on your face, vomit it out in the bathroom into a bag [or crap it out, same effect] and then either make her eat it or chuck it right back in her face.
I will make sure that she suffers until the plane lands!!!! I will scream out loud about how bitchin shes acting and throw it back on her! Burn her ass! haha
Who cares. Except in first class, you don't get a meal on most flights. Besides, a flight attendant would be throwing away her career if she really did that.